(Have You Met) Horror James? - Royal Trux

All the painted comers and second rate jocks

Ninety-five degrees of grey sky

Hanging over the boardwalk

Robot nymphs spraying medium smoke

Dip slender metal legs in an ammonia brook

Everyone can come to the seaboard slaves states

Everyone here gets stamped with an expiration date

My momma said go find something to do

I’m out in the sun but there ain’t nothing new

Running over the grass with a couple of jerks

Have you met Horror James?

Some people like him got a problem I guess

He’s a crazy old man and I’m supposed to stay away

How can I convince my cousins?

They’re afraid to say yes

Well he’s got the goods and that’s all I can say

My momma said go find something to do

I’m out in the sun but there ain’t nothing new

Running over the grass with a couple of jerks

Have you met Horror James?

He’s got animal bones and antique toys

Some electronic junk that can make a lot of noise

We’ll get in trouble if we stay out past dark

But this is so much better than any amusement park