Not Me - Robert Mitchum

Let’s put woman and man together

To find out which one is smarter

Some say men, but I say, no

The women play the men like a puppet show

Not me, it is the people who say

That the men are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than men in every way

They’re smart, they’re clever chicks

They’re smart with crazy tricks

They got no mercy in their heart

They’re smart, intelligent

Ever since the world began

Woman was always fooling man

And if you listen to me attentively

I want to show you how the woman’s smarter than me

Not me, it is the people who say

That the men are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than men in every way

They’re smart, they’re clever chicks

Oh, they’re sharp with clever tricks

They got no mercy in their heart

They’re smart, they’re pretty shrewd

Samson was the strongest man long ago

Nobody could beat him, that we all know

And when he clashed with Delilah, like soldiers said

She found that the strength was in the hair of the head

Not me, it is the people who say

That the men are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than men in every way

Now I had a little girl named Doraldee

She marry me independently

She was saving the money all the time

And then she ran to Cuba with a friend of mine

Not me, it is the people who say

That the men are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than men in every way

They’re smart, they’re clever chicks

They’re smart with crazy tricks

They got no mercy in their hearts

They smart, they intelligent, man

Had another girl named Emilee

She promised that she would marry with me

But then she put me in jail and when I go to see

I find that she already married to two or three

Not me it is the people who say

That the men are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than men in every way