The Chocolate Robots Song - Rhett and Link

Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon

Scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons

When are these chocolate powered robots gonna leave us alone?

Here’s an educated guess

When our chocolate’s all gone

It’s gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat

We sweep up the waste they leave all over the street

The only chocolate that we eat

Is the chocolate they secrete

100% cacao

All bitter no sweet

Chocolate powered robots having babies now

How do they do it?

I don’t wanna know how

All I know is that these babies don’t look the same

And they appear to be powered by a different thing

Peanut powered baby robots in the sky

'Cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly

They’re eating all the peanut butter

So we have to eat other butter

Like cashew, apple, almond…

I can’t think of any others

Macadamia nut butter?

That exists?

Yeah, they just gave me some

Let me try some

Mmm, that’s good

Real good

Thank you chocolate powered robots

And your peanut butter powered babies

For causing us to discover

We love other butters

Made from macadamias

We will fully submit

To do your bidding

Both night and day

Just feed us macadamia nut butter

And we’ll do whatever you say

Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon

Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do