Video Vixen - Revolting

Her brain was warped

At a very early age

Horror-image avalanche

Of gore and blood-rage

She never fit in

With the rest of the pack

Fright-flick obsession

Was her daily crack!

«Mom and Pop» video stores

Is where she hung out

Drooling over poster art

That was hanging about

She always rented more

Than she could carry home

She suffered badly with

«B-cinematic syndrome!»

She is the VIDEO VIXEN!

She’s out for the kill

Hunting movies in sin

She is the VIDEO VIXEN!

She doesn’t care about you

Let the madness begin!

Her obsessions rose

To an all time high

When her sanity snapped

It meant people would die

She started out slowly

Killing one at a time

More movies meant more death

To absurd levels she’d climb!

Her crime spree continued

From midnight to dawn

Robbing each store

From out of print to pawn

She blasted everybody away with that 45 from her purse

Bringing mayhem to all and spreading her curse!