Crushed Under the Weight of the Enormous Bullshit - Reuben

I can still remember

When I first heard the riff

That opens Nevermind up

My neck-hairs stood up stiff

And since those first discoveries

I’ve tried to recreate

The feeling I had back then

But nothing sounds that great

So please give me an album

That I love straight away

That I don’t have to grow in to

After constant play

See, I buy a lot of records

And take most of them back

'Cos I feel that disappointment

After just one track

And I can’t move on…

Last band stole my heart

Was Every Time I Die

I loved every second

But now three years gone by

When I heard 'Worship and Tribute'

I thought my dreams come true

Listening to most other bands

It seems they all did too

All this eighties indie

Sounds like shit to me

'Cos I don’t like Joy Division

I don’t like Morrissey

Or their new impersonators

Kings of MTV

Suckling at the teat

Of the fucking NME

And I can’t move on…