The Piss Test (Skit) - Reel Wolf, Seen B

Doctor: Hello Mr. Brown.

Have a seat

Mr. Brown: Hello miss.

How are you today?

Doctor: So have you been abiding by all your conditions?

Mr. Brown: Oh yeah.

Absolutely.

100 percent

Doctor: Oh really.

So you’re telling me you haven’t done any cocaine or ecstasy

or marijuana?

Mr. Brown: No no.

Absolutely not.

I gave up all that stuff.

I’m clean.

I swear

Doctor: Look me in the eyes, Sean.

If I were to have you take a urine analysis

right now.

are you telling me that you would pass it?

Mr. Brown: Again?

Man, I just took one last week.

I thought this stuff was

supposed to be random

Doctor: Answer the question, convict.

Are you clean or aren’t you?

Mr. Brown: Yes, I am, as a matter of fact

Doctor: Alright then.

Here’s the cup

Mr. Brown: Fuck.

(zips down pants) (pees into cup

Doctor: Well, what’s taking so long?

Mr. Brown: Well, why you gotta be staring at it like that?

Damn.

(zips up pants) Here you go

Doctor: Finally.

Are you nervous or- (smoke comes out) What the--?

Oh my fucking god.

It’s melting through the cup you lying sack of shit

Mr. Brown: Bitch shut the fuck up and get the police.

It’s been a while since I

seen the man damn anyway.

Like I give a fuck.

Fuck outta here