Tickle Me - Randy Newman

What can you do to amuse me

Now that there’s nothing to do?

The TV set’s busted and can’t get a picture

The radio plays nothing but news

Why don’t you tickle me

Gee whiz, won’t that be fine

What a great idea

What a perfect way to kill some time

Can’t stop to think

'Cause if we do we’ll lose our mind

Why don’t you tickle me

Don’t we have fun every minute

Oh, what a gay life we lead

One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it

What else does anyone need?

Why don’t you tickle me

There’s nothing else to do

You won’t have to talk to me

And I won’t have to talk to you

And when we’re done, I’ll think of something else to do

Why don’t you tickle me