Putin - Randy Newman

Putin puttin' his pants on

One leg at a time

You mean he's just like a regular fella, huh?

He ain't nothing like a regular fella

Putin puttin' his hat on

Hat size number nine

You sayin' Putin's gettin' big headed?

Putin's head's just fine

He can drive his giant tractor

Across the Trans-Siberian plain

He can power a nuclear reactor

With the left side of his brain

And when he takes his shirt off

He drives the ladies crazy

When he takes his shirt off

Makes me wanna be a lady

It's the Putin Girls!

Putin if you put it

When you put it

Where you put it

Putin if you put it

Will you put it next to me?

Putin if you put it

When you put it

Where you put it

Putin if you put it

Will you put it next to me?

Now Putin hates the Putin girls

'Cause he hates vulgarity

And he loves his mother country

And he loves his family

He and his ex-wife Lyudmila

Are riding along the shore

Of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea

Let's listen in

A great man is speaking

We fought a war for this?

I'm almost ashamed

The Mediterranean

Now there's a resort worth fighting for

If only the Greeks or the Turks

Would start to sniff around

I'd bring the hammer down

So quick their woolly heads would spin

Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head

Or, wait a minute

Even better

What if the Kurds got in the way?

Hey!

Kurds and way, curds and whey!

Sometimes a people is greater than their leader

Germany, Kentucky, France

Sometimes a leader towers over his country

One shot at glory, they don't get a second chance

I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming

Into the 21st century

I thought they'd make it

I must have been dreaming

These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me

I can't do it

Sure, you can

I can't do it

Yeah, you can

What makes you say that girls?

Tell you why.

'Cause you're the Putin man

Who whipped Napoleon?

We did!

Who won World War II?

The Americans!

That's a good one ladies

It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair

And you're the man gonna get us there!

I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it

I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it

They couldn't do it

Why you think I can?

You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land

You're right, 'cause, Goddamn, I'm the Putin Man