Rhinoceros - Ramatam

The skin of a rhinoceros

Is a half inch in thickness

Bullets just bounce off now

So you’d better leave it alone

He don’t take any lip

The flesh of a rhinoceros

Makes a tasty rhinoceroast

So you’d better, oh you’d better

Order it with salad

The horns of a triceratops

Are useless in stopping traffic jams

So you’d better, oh you’d better

Leave them in the showroom

They don’t have any chrome

The edge of the chronos

Inclastic infundibulum

Is a bummer so you’d better

Stay in your own time zone

The tongue of a komodo dragon

Is useful in catching butterflies

So you’d better, oh you’d better

Stay in your cocoon