Goat Mockery Ritual - Pyrrhon

$ 30 cover for the khaoss magick live ritual

Not Nazis, just into the aesthetic

Library of forbidden lore purchased on Amazon

(For this pleases the Dark Lord)

Doing real evil sure seems risky

And like it might require a suit and tie

Better to trust time-tested theatrics

Ancient sacraments passed down from the ‘80s

Oh, it’s the old rot of Rome

Dolled up in goat horns and a gas mask

And croakin' out turgid liturgies

I got your old-time religion right here

Crypto-Christian cheerleaders

Root, root, root for the losing team

Better start picking up hours

Thousands to spend on robes and costumery

The hordes won’t show if your look ain’t fancy

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

Was convincing you saps

That ‘observe the dress code'

Shall be the whole of the Law

Incant thy prayer to pseudo-profundity

Inverted crosses confess thy pontiff envy

Menacing gibberish covers for hollowness

Bestial blasphemic nunrape nonsense

The beast as described by D&D

(For this pleases the Dark Lord)

Clownpainted priest garbed for mummery

Casts charm of +5 protection against women and minorities

But keeps it down, mindful of sales

Best to maintain a dead language smokescreen

Ave Satanas, ave domini inferi

Polire hunc stercorum et tu non potes