Nonsense - Pugwash

There once was a man who could only speak

In sentences that began with the end

Goodbye, goodbye

There once was a girl who could only sing

In tune with the bells of Big Ben

Hello Hello, Hello hello

Where will it all end

There’s so many silly things in this world

Where will it all end — ba ba ba ba

There once was a man who would sit all day

In his budgie’s little cage

Just for the thrill of it, just for the trill of it

There once was a girl who would sit in her car all day

And never go anywhere

Jump on a bus and fly to the sun

Sit on a chair and pull out all your hair

Do it today, do it today, do do doooh