Eyes of the Squirrel - Primus

Barry swing his bat

Piano playing cats

Big mouth drunken whores

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

Drama that’s for free

On reality TV

Where’s that tuna casserole?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

As we change our minds

At least a half dozen times

Are we leaning red or leaning blue

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

Oil’s constant flow

Through the Gulf of Mexico

Anyone for battered shrimp?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

Idiots start to fester

When he shot that child molester

Some call him hero, some call him con

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

Another arrogant ass

Says he’s got an n-word pass

What the hell’s an n-word pass?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

Brad and An-Jolie

Expand their family

Who’s gonna be the next octomom?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

Obama wave his pecker

At the infrastructure wreckers

Saying watcha' gonna do 'bout that gun control?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)