Pets - Porno for Pyros

Children are innocent

A teenager’s fucked up in the head

Adults are even more fucked up

And elderlies are like children

Will there be another race

To come along and take over for us?

Maybe martians could do

Better than we’ve done

We’ll make great pets!

My friend says we’re like the dinosaurs

Only we are doing ourselves in

Much faster than they

Ever did

We’ll make great pets!

We will make great pets

We’ll make great pets!

We will make great pets!

We’ll make great pets!