Teenage Adult - Pissed Jeans

When you’re living life in total disarray

Couch doubles as a laundry pile, 'til mom takes it away

Half a dozen years in college: extended vacation stay

When it comes to the rest of the world

You’d rather hibernate

Just another teenage adult — frozen in time

You never changed in fifteen years

Still you passed your prime

No reason to ever grow up, when there’s so many toys

Don’t care about being a man

When you’re one of the boys

When you’re living life on an extended delay

Got an alphabetized shelf of all the games you play

Nobody can tell you nothing, you really like it this way

When it comes to human interaction

You’d rather hibernate

Just another teenage adult — frozen in time

You never changed in fifteen years

Still you passed your prime

No reason to ever grow up, when there’s so many toys

Don’t care about being a man

When you’re one of the boys

You’ve been living life in total disarray

Never leave the house and you never have to make a mistake

No, not you

You’re just gonna be peter pan