Welcome to the Show - Dj Rhettmatic, Brother Ali, J Live

Hey guys

Welcome, take a seat

Now get relaxed, we’re gonna slouch your neck tonight

Welcome to the show today

You’re gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away

Welcome to the show today

You’re gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away

Who rocks the mic?

Who rocks the mic right?

Mr. black Jack Tripper 'cause I do what I like

Between the Janets and Chrissys of the world I stand

Not a gigolo but a man, microphone in my hand 'til I die

Not doing this for money, not doing this for fame

I’m doing this so I can change the whole freakin' game

Negroes in colorful clothes dancing like super clones

New MC Hammers get the gas face, you gotta go

You guys are wack now, go hit the back now

Man disappear brak-a-shoo-koo pa-shoo pow

New generation of just regular dudes

We don’t dress the same but sing the same blues

So let your hands fly if you do agree with me

P-I-G-E-O-N middle name Kenneth then ends with Johnny

Used to have a white girl, now I gotta white wife

Kinda gettin' used to hearing «Brother, that ain’t right»

Welcome to the show today

You’re gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away

Welcome to the show today

You’re gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away

Freaky, deeky, deeky, shows all up in the LA Weekly

Used to pay to play, now I play when they pay me

And I thank God for that supplyin' my needs

Sometimes my wants get left out but that balances greed

And I need that between a life in a spotlight

And being sweated by jakes on a curb in a cop’s light

But I stand strong, singer/songwriter with Adidas on

Head full of Beatles and De La playin' ping pong

With Phil Collins and Genesis as the referees

Peter Gabriel and Ad-Rock bangin' BDP

Who will win the game, hip hop or rock 'n' roll?

My inner voice saying, nig, it’s the same stroll

So I stand still, classic like an old photo

Of my uncle James in the 70's in Idaho

Or Long Beach, I really can’t tell, it’s kinda blurry

It’s lost in translation and I’m like Bill Murray

Welcome to the show today

You’re gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away

Welcome to the show today

You’re gonna have fun in a major way

I know you got bills to pay

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away

Yes, yes, y’all, and you don’t stop

This is Pigeon John on the microphone, sure shot

Yes, yes, y’all, it’s all downhill

Pa, ra, pa, ra, ra, pa, pa, ra, ra, ra, ra

Yeah