Tease Me - Paul Kelly

I know that I look kinda funny

Sometimes I just don’t act right

I’m not a teenage dream, I never made the team

Like Frankenstein I give some people a fright

I don’t even have to try

They cross the street to pass me by

I like this place it’s noisy

I like it when the light’s down low

Now Candy sure looks fine and Honey’s kinda wild

But you’re the one that really steals the show

I swear you looked into my eyes

Oh I’ll love you 'til the day you die

C’mon tease me, c’mon tease me, baby

C’mon tease me, I can take it, baby

I’d like to take you somewhere with no one else around

If it was just me and you, imagine what I’d do

Nobody there to ever hear a sound

I could change your pretty face

Oh, my beauty, don’t you need the beast

C’mon tease me, c’mon tease me, baby

C’mon tease me, I can take it, baby

It’s oh so late, it’s too late to care

Time gentlemen please

I’ll have one scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please don’t let the music stop

'Cause you know, baby, what it is that you got

You don’t even have to try

Oh I’ll love you 'til the day you die

C’mon tease me, c’mon tease me, baby

C’mon tease me, I can take it, baby