Therapy - Page Kennedy

Hello, Page, make yourself comfortable

(Page)

Oh, right here on this couch?

(Page)

Yeah, take a load off

What would you like to talk about?

(Page)

I don’t know, doc

Where should I start?

Man, it’s a lot

(Doctor)

You just tell me what’s on your mind, don’t worry about the clock

Well, first off;

my home’s like… trying to get my son have his own life

He’s almost out of High School

And as soon as he goes to college I want him to get his own place and become a

man and he’s saying that I’m rude

Plus, I got my girl’s daughter, she’s living with us too

In a two bedroom apartment… What the fuck I’m supposed to do?

I got two cats, my girl, her daughter, and my son

And nobody helping me with no bills, not even one

My daughter in college, who need help

My mom need help

My sister need help

My niece need help

My knees need help

I’m the fountain everybody is drinking from

Everybody taking fruits and ain’t nobody bringing 'em

But is cool because God put me in that position

So I’mma listen to everything he mention and everything that he’s sending

I ain’t go keep pretending that I ain’t got frustrations

I feel like bums in bus stations

My girl nagging me, causing me agony

Asking me non-trusting questions like she ain’t learned her fucking lesson

Making me wanna give up everything I care about

But I ain’t done yet, so I result to pulling my hair out

(Doctor)

But, wait a minute… you’re bald!

(Page)

How the fuck you think I got that way?

Before I met her the hair on my chin was not that gray

She pushing my buttons trying to poke me

But low key I just wanna Thor her like Loki

I wanna grab that bitch by her hair…

(Doctor)

Ok, wait a minute, calm down, take a breath

We gonn' work this out together step by step

Hey, I’m just here to help you, whatever you need

But, here.

Take a sip of water before we proceed

Doc, please can you help me?

I notice that the man in the mirror ain’t the man in the selfie

Doc, please can you save me?

I’m trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery

Doc, please can you tell me?

I’m trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me

Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can

feel splendid?

(Doctor)

Are there any new gigs coming up?

Are you going out?

Is there anything positive you’d like to talk about?

(Page)

Well, I’m working now, and that’s cool

Wait a minute, actually I ain’t even working, I’m on hiatus

And if we don’t get a second season it’ll be like Now and Laters, it’ll suck

These soft ass square sweet tarts won’t give a fuck

(Doctor)

Oh, really?

Why is that?

(Page)

Cause perception is reality, doc

It’ll be a technicality in my salary

And they' still talking 'bout I got millions in net worth

Just cause they seen a nigga finally made it to net work

And they don’t even care how I get work

Or that I’m struggling to be a creator wearing the same Earl Sweat Shirt

Baby mommas coming out of the woodwork like I’m Handsome Squidward

And now I finally got me some good work it’s driving me berserk

Now all of a sudden I got two new three year olds?

Conflicted cause they want black fathers to be heroes

It’s tough when they both live in other cities and dealing with another baby

mother is shitty

Specially when she got a diaper shitty attitude cause she mad at you for not

doing everything she ask of you

And, doc, they trying to get me to subsidize their whole house

Their other kids

Their boyfriend

That old couch

Them student loans

Them second cousins in group homes

Trying to slide through the cracks like new thongs

Doc, what did I do wrong?

Doc, please can you help me?

I notice that the man in the mirror ain’t the man in the selfie

Doc, please can you save me?

I’m trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery

Doc, please can you tell me?

I’m trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me

Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can

feel splendid?