Rugs From Me To You - Owl City

Toupe or not to pay

That is the question

It refused to stay

As it all turned grey

Old William Shakespeare’s receeding hair

Please excuse the «pun»

It’s «hair"today, gone tomorrow

So be thankful

For what precious locks you have

Toupe or not to pay

That is the question

And by the way

I just gotta say

Thank the Lord I’m not going bald

And if I may quip

My curls and I Are just like heaven

Cause rest assured,

There’ll be no parting there

But should my head get bare

Like Friar Tuck

Hard cheese to swallow

It makes me smile

Cause I know just what I’d do Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with

I’d open a second hand store

And if you ever went bald

You’d recall it Cause I’d cleverly call it

«Rugs From Me to You»