Miss Miss Moss - Oh No Ono

Stand up once again don’t be afraid to be my friend

You know your do’s and don’ts by heart

You understand conceptual art

Is this the right incarnation?

A rather good compensation?

A minor modification?

For you and me

Sisyphus has quit he’s now retired from that shit

He’s throwing parties he’s pulling strings

To high society and kings

You see his massive erection

Reveals his new found affection

And his potential connection

With you and me

Candid cartoons and leaving in couples

The billboard excites Ukrainian models

Pretenders in tents uptown Copenhagen

A common excuse like Sara and Tegan

It’s all very well and Uffie’s a-fading

The clone on the hill completes the invasion

The bar in the cage the duck in your engine

You see all you’ll find is no easy way out

Sunday takes the blame

I’m not the one I once become

The more you do the more I don’t the more you woo the more I won’t

'Is this the part you’ll forget soon?

Remember this when you get home

No talk of bygone vacations… Just for a change'

The bodyguards sleep all over the building

A friend of the Earth prevents it from tilting

In colourful heat the pantomime tickles

The manatee team but nobody giggles

It’s easy it’s easy peasy it’s easy it’s easy it’s easy peasy it’s easy

I’m right at your feet you don’t have to please me

And in his shrinking heart he had a dream

Of everyone around to be the same

And in his tainted mind he didn’t know

How close his biceps really were to blow

And in their shrinking hearts they have a dream

Of everyone around to be the same

And in their tainted minds they didn’t know

How close their biceps really were to blow

It didn’t take a team to start a fight

They wouldn’t wanna miss Miss Moss tonight

A single step towards the local bar

And cannibals were eating from the floor

The tanning girls admired every champ

Sunny boys!

Sunny boys!

They’ll never know you know they’ll never know

To cheat on today is to cheat on tomorrow

I do but I doubt it makes any difference

The colours are drying out in the distance

The fire escape stays in my back pocket

No wonder that Mars attracts every rocket

I do but I doubt it makes any difference

I do but I doubt it makes any difference

I do but I doubt it makes any difference

I do but I doubt it makes any difference