Xaul Zan's Heart - Non Prophets

Non prophet is another word for hug me, I’m lonely.

Xaul Zan yall

You’re gross

Fucking you up since 1968

Let me hear it

Respect the broccoli cock

Looking at my broccoli

It’s about that time

Polishing the nasty colliflower patches till they shine (Xaul rocks!)

Try to have phone sex when you call the cops

The holes are too small

Got these huge bald spots

On top of my head emerging like unwanted islands

I’m trying to vote myself off of

By force of nature

I’m pushed off the floor to face a world of war wages,

And girls of all ages (ha ha)

I’m the guy you don’t love just yet,

But i write poems with my tongue on your neck- hoping for some sex.

Older than sunsets

Golden boy blue balls

Totally upset but overjoyed by Ru Paul

The bi-polar bear hug,

Got you sick to your stomach

When I hold a beer mug and make you sip from it

Thinking this bug dick could kill the dead silence in your body

I want to be the life of the search party

My heart is beatin' yer face (Come all yall, are yall listening?)

My heart is beatin' yer face

(top ten dance hits) (move that ass)

My heart is beatin' yer face

(you aint gunna be laughing at the fist)

Xaul Zan!

I leave without a trace

(ha ha)

Now if I monger whores

While Joe mongers

And he mongers whores

While she mongers whores

And we monger whores

While they monger whores

It’s a mother flockin orgy yall cuz I got yours

Say what?

Xaul Zan is here

No random fan from the small van I stare

Clames calling your man a crook

Of calling a man a queer

Cuz Im deep (how deep?)

Im deeper than sage Francis

(WOOO!)

Were retreating the gay campus

Bleeding on the aids pamphlets (oh shit)

Dance moves battle with the spinning moonwalks

Its' in the attitude

(Grab my miniscule crotch!)

I will remove the cross — that dangles in the cleavage —

Of every Christian chick who thinks their tits are saving jesus (Gee wiz!)

Listen to the knoledge that im kickin

I’m not hard on women

I put my hardon on women

I’m starting with Robin Givens who shouts with her face down

When i’m not swining im scouting out the playgroudns

My heart is beatin yer face (x3)

(I'm begging yall to pay attention)

(yea kickin that knolwerwag)

(Back and fouth)

(I mean my mans coming from every angle)

Xaul Zan

Im leaving with out a trace

Ha ha

We made your bounce so hard in your care

I made your tires flat

Joe stole your hoe

And I’m gunna make you buy her back

She tried to grab my handlebar mustache

Sayin ill never steal you wrong

And I’m like sure you right.

I got a coolaid smile and some midol

Cuz im down with you

And down on you when your time calls

I’m Xaul Zan

Damn i have to say it again?

Half shark, alligator.

half man half amazing

Nasty scab collector

Broken heart donor

Political party crasher

Love me or leave me a loner

Professional mellon bruiser

With a style that’s fresher

Some think I’m a hesher

And innerchild molester

30 something dirty mack dump trucker

Mineral spring chicken shit

Fairy god mother fucker

A diaphragm pussy diver

Clear the floor

I am womanizer, hear me whore.

My heart is beating your face x3

He did again yall

You musta misted it.

(Yeah)

What the fuck is holding you back now?

You’re crying

Who the fuck is crying?

Xaul Zan

I leave without a trace

(Lets go)

(Everybody)

(Come on yall')

My heart is beatin' youe face (x3)

I’m guna teach u a little something you might not know about

Elbow fucking,

And knee jabbing,

And kicking your asshole,

And nip twisting,

And piss drinking,

And shit eating.

Fucking bitch!