Record Thieves - No Use For A Name

Hey, can I borrow that?

I promise I’ll give it back next time

But take a good look at it, you’ll never see it again

I’ll steal anything, just as long as it’s collectible

But if you steal something better than me

I’ll turn you in

Yes, we are record thieves

Existing to please ourselves

If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves

If we can’t have it, no one can

So if you have something we want

We’ll ask to borrow it for just a few days

And forevermore it will be gone

Hey, be careful when you pick that up

Don’t get fingerprints on the cover, that album is rare

Oh, what?

That’s yours?

Oh yeah, I borrowed it a year ago

So go ahead and thrash it, ya know I don’t really care