Zombie Me - No More Kings

I died last night, eh eh

Tripped over my own shoe laces

I broke my spine

Fell on the sidewalk

And I landed on my face

And I thought

What a way to go

After all I’ve seen

Can’t just press Undo

I’ve become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street

With no shoes on my feet

Looking for brains to eat

I’m a zombie me

Tried to say «Hi»

But all of my earthly charm had gone

She floated by

So distracted with

The sound of her own cell phone

I said, «Go ahead and walk away

I have all I need!»

Now I speak with all the eloquence of livestock

I’ve become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street

With no shoes on my feet

Looking for brains to eat

I’m a zombie me

We got some zombies comin' out the ground

We goin' pound for pound without a cleric around

Become a zombie, be cool like Fonzie

I know you wanna get on me when I say Come on, Archie

Let’s go see Vigo, ask some people that he know

I got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVo

I got a fever for the flavor of a human brain

And all the zombies in the house say Ohhhh

And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh

Yeah

What a way to go

After all I’ve seen

Can’t just press Undo

I’ve become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street

With no shoes on my feet

Looking for brains to eat

I’m a zombie me

Now we’re recruiting new meat

As we march to the beat

Now the army’s complete

I’m a zombie me