trespass coat - Niko B

It’s like twelve degrees in a Trespass coat, Face ID broke

Can’t get into my mobile phone, I don’t know the four-digit code

I’m in the pub with a J2O, with random blokes

I lied to them, just unprovoked, say I’m the face of British Vogue

They askin' me if I really smoke, I’ll take a toke

Took one pull and I nearly choked, tears fall on my Prada coat

In the back corner taking note of everyone that’s taking snow

Call my mum to come take me home and call the feds on my mobile phone

(Mum, please come get me, they’re taking drugs, Mum, drugs, ah)

It’s just me and my mic in a booth, look

Play Skate 2 three times, I jump on a board and chip my tooth

Two-litre bottle of Volvic, my guy’s sitting there smoking boof

I’m just boppin' my head to the music, I got Pitbull songs on loop

Money-saving tips, but what’s the point 'cause I’m still not rich

I’m like Money Making Mitch, if he was broke and five foot six

Pissed, can’t lift a brick 'cause I’m too weak, not strong a bit

I just punched a piece of pasta, it nearly broke my fist

By chance, I don’t really like to dance

But I’ll learn a couple moves for you

Sorry babe, you can wait a couple days

But you know I’ll save a space for you

I’m a pioneer on Pioneers, with a pie and beers (Pie and beers)

I just tried fighting fears but it punched me first

Now I’m crying tears (Crying tears)

I got twelve bags in a shoebox (Shoebox)

I need my roof done, how much the roof cost? (How much the roof cost?)

Me and my debit card, it’s true love (True love)

I just traded bad weed for a Van Cleef (Van Cleef)

I scammed Deliveroo for a Bánh mì and they banned me (They banned me)

I’m going forty-five in a black Jeep on a back street

I got a Grammy in the backseat, 'cause I’m fancy ('Cause I’m fancy)

I shake hands with the same man that shake hands at the party

Till it sprays man, like a spray tan, I’m in suede Vans and I’m soakin'

Fuck sake man, what a great plan, I spent eight grand on a paid ad

And all it reached was my mate’s dad, his names Dan, he’s a great man

By chance, I don’t really like to dance

But I’ll learn a couple moves for you

Sorry babe, you can wait a couple days

But you know I’ll save a space for you

By chance, I don’t really like to dance

But I’ll learn a couple moves for you

Sorry babe, you can wait a couple days

But you know I’ll save a space for you