Neil's Turn - Neil Patrick Harris

Have they all gone?

Yes!

It’s Neil’s turn

No more writers to whine

Now the whole show is mine

No more Nathan

With his bean dip

Say goodnight, Frankenstein

‘Cause it’s my turn to shine

I can do all of their jobs

I can just play with these knobs

And I’ll sound fine

It’s a one-man

Like Hal Holbrook

Like that showcase for Liza

It’s «Neil with an I»

Hey Felicia

You were great, kid

But you just had to die

‘Cause there’s no «Team» in «I»

I’ll sing my own harmonies

I’ll go as low as I please

Or I’ll go high

Welcome everybody to my commentary

I’ve got so much talent it’s a little scary

Is my every random thought insightful — very

Not just entertaining;

I’m luminary

I’ll charm the chicks

Are those things real?

Ha!

Do magic tricks

Was it the Three of Clubs?

Ho!

Lay down some tap

And I can rap

My name is Neil and I’m here to say…

No I can’t rap

That was painful

Let’s move on the the part

Where I talk about art

Look at that shot

We used cameras

There’s a boom guy in frame

He was great — What’s his name?

What was his name?

What should I say?

The choices are endless

And here I am at last, alone, and friendless

No I’m not friendless

I’ve got some friends

They’ll be here when this ends

If this ends

What do I say

What does this switch do — It turns out the lights

Now it’s dark and I’m lost and alone

And what’s with all these chords?

What’s with all these weird chords?

Somebody help

Somebody say cut

Somebody say action

Somebody say something

I’m so afraid

Somebody say cut

I’m so alone…