I Am The Robot - My Robot Friend

The secrets of my robot phase

I keep myself awake for days

And stroke my cock in mayonnaise

And jerk off while the music plays

My brain is just a buttered roll

I seem to scratch some patterns whole

My circuits recite

And hope it’s flush me down the toilet bowl

You smile and it turns me off

You grab my balls and make me cough

I feel my body going soft

My metal skin is oh-so tough

Its not the clothes that make the man

But when he knows how to demand

And throws himself an evil plan

Discard me in a garbage can

I am the robot

I am the robot

I am the robot

In your town

I am the robot

I am the robot

I am the robot

I get down