Superhero Pool Party - Murs

Bishop can I tell you a story for night night

Yea, okay

What do you want the story to be about

Umm I don’t know

Can I tell you about the time papa had a superhero pool party

Yeah

Okay, are you ready?

Yeah

Whos your favorite superhero?

Black Panther and Spiderman

They weren’t invited, fuck them

Superman just broke the diving board

Rugrats fighting with the baby from the Dinosaurs

Not the mama, Hook brought the drama

'Cause Rufio and Lost Boys fucking up some commas

Back To The Future, Marty and Doc Brown

Cursing Kanye 'cause he brought the Nike stock down

Soundwave tripping, he ain’t nothing but a artifact

People buying vinyl but cassettes ain’t coming back

Speaking of comebacks, I just saw Voltron

Rolling with the Thundercats, getting their smoke on

He passed the joint over to DJ Lance Rock

Who had his boombox bumping Welcome to Jamrock

Black Lightning came through with Static Shock

Talking bout they the comic book Biggie and Pac

I said shut the fuck up, where T’Challa and Storm go?

He said they in the bathroom making a porno

S to the U to the P-E-R

Too many bad guys at the bar

So the H to the E-R-O-E-S

Had to find another place to have a turn-up fest

I said a 3 to the 2 and 2 to the 1

Who said the good guys can’t have fun?

1 to the 2 and 2 to the 3

We 'bout to have a superhero pool party

Wonder Woman rolled up with her girl Jean Grey

With some shitty-ass bean dip from Frito-Lay

She-Hulk saved the day with some bomb guacamole

Same color as her skin, with a plate of ravioli

Outta nowhere, Flash came and ate the whole plate

When I went to swing on him, he vanished without a trace

Iron Man pissed, he always been a foody

I said don’t be mad, Marvel makes better movies

He was drinking with Starfire, trying to take her shirt off

I had to kick him out because he was being a jerk off

Then I heard a sound I never heard before

Like the whole house now was on the verge of war

Hulk was in the front yard fucking with Thor

Good thing I hired Wolverine to work at the door

I told 'em both to shut the fuck up, come in and have cupcakes

Just one night without fights for fucks sake

S to the U to the P-E-R

Too many bad guys at the bar

So the H to the E-R-O-E-S

Had to find another place to have a turn-up fest

I said a 3 to the 2 and 2 to the 1

Who said the good guys can’t have fun?

1 to the 2 a 2 to the 3

We 'bout to have and superhero pool party

I told Batman no capes in the pool

And Catwoman tried to steal all my Infinity jewels

Look jewels, gems, I really don’t give a fuck

Professor X fell out his wheelchair, nobody picked him up

Aquaman asked me if he needed a hand

Popeye was trying to smoke all of his green out a can

Swamp Thing was 'shrooming with the Animal Man

And the Ninja Turtles just robbed the pizza man

Somebody told Shield and they sent Maria Hill

To investigate the Domino’s crime

Now Starfire’s topless and I can’t stop it

But the Titans say she do it all the time

Johnny Blaze told Johnny Storm that he was more litty

I told both niggas that they wasn’t fucking with me

Why you think Starfire keep pulling out her titties?

'Cause I got the hottest pool party in the fucking city

Spiderman was the best, because everyone liked him

When I tell him, everybody

But Bishop, Spiderman’s not in my story

Yeah?

Yeah, I left him out, 'cause fuck Spiderman

Did Black Panther come?

Fuck Black Panther and Spiderman