Big Black Bull Comes Like A Caesar - Munly & The Lee Lewis Harlots

My parents, they up and passed when I was none then three

I forced myself onto my brother, I made him watch me swell

And when we’d sit 'round the kitchen table

He would whip out his brand new blade

He’d scratch out words in the wood of the table

I never could tell what they say

But I could tell they were dirty.

Dirty, dirty

Lord they were dirty.

Dirty.

Dirty, dirty

Lord they were

I brought them words on down to the elementary

I pull them boys behind the elementary wall

And I spoke them words hard--yes, I did

When my brother was a child he was given an animal

He raised it up to be a big black bull;

It never did low or pitch or sway

It never ride on the back of a flatbed

It looked like one of them Great Caesars

And when we go to the McCintyres'

The McCintyres gots a pen with a she-cow

And when that she-cow saw his chariot arrivin'

She gave the bull her big soft cowy eyes

And then she started talkin' to him

And she was talkin' dirty.

Dirty, dirty

Lord she was dirty.

Dirty.

Dirty, dirty

Lord she was

Then the big back bull he fell down hard off the flatbed

He forced himself inside the pen with the she-cow

He stood up tall on two legs

Like a man does

He swoll himself up hard

Me myself, I stood up tall on the flatbed

You see, I pitched when I saw them sway

And when that bull he came back down to four legs

My brother forced himself on me in the flatbed

He handed me his brand new blade, he said

«Scratch out the word on the wood of the flatbed.»

And I did…

When I, when I was none, I fell out my mama

I was her breach-born son, I come backwards

And when the calf come, it come, like I come

It come backwards

And my brother, he called the calf my name

And its mother, she called the calf my name

My brother, he called the calf my name

And its mother, she called the calf my name