Dad’s Pontoon - Moonshine Bandits, Colt Ford, outlaw

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'

Backyards with them solo cups an'

Day drinkin' when it’s half-past noon

But there ain’t no party like my dad’s pontoon

Buzz like a bug zapper hangin' from a tall pine

Could be the beer, maybe it’s the boxed wine

Boat’s tied up, floatin' by the cove

Bumpin' Sublime on my Pandora radio

Black Flys shades, old pair of flip flops

Blood shot eyes, what’s in my Ziploc

Dancin' on the rooftops, makin' the boat rock

Singin' at the top of her lungs 'till the song stops

Couple hot honeys, bottle of rum

Tattoos and tan lines under the sun

Inner tube, Sea-doo, booze and buds

Chillin' on the lake with the summer buzz

Drinkin' midday in the middle of June

Drinkin' too fast, pass out too soon

Sun’s sinkin' down and we lit like the moon

Ain’t nothin' like a party on my dad’s pontoon

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'

Backyards with them solo cups an'

Day drinkin' when it’s half-past noon

But there ain’t no party like my dad’s pontoon

Hey ya’ll, all aboard

Moonshine Bandits, floatin' with Colt Ford

Out here chillin' on the pontoon

Start with the sun, end with the moon

We got cold beer and brown liquor

That mason jar getcha damn quicker

That good green means good things

My southern charm is a girl’s dream

I’m so buzzed, like a bumble bee

I got so many girls in front of me

Pontoon pimpin' what it’s 'bout to be

You betta watch your girl, she be gone with me

See I’m just tryin' to get my party on

Which one of ya’ll wanna get your naughty on?

Cause I ain’t plannin' on goin' home

Got a pontoon party goin' all night long

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'

Backyards with them solo cups an'

Day drinkin' when it’s half-past noon

But there ain’t no party like my dad’s pontoon

Singin' heyo, heyo

Singin' heyo, heyo

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'

Backyards with them solo cups an'

Day drinkin' when it’s half-past noon

But there ain’t no party like my dad’s pontoon

Well I remember the first time in my dad’s pontoon like it was yesterday

Well hell, it was yesterday

I was 10 years old

The sun was bright, water was clear, lots of pretty women and plenty of beer

I had a crush on a girl named Betsy Lou from a boat down yonder

She had some good pontoons on her, if ya know what I’m sayin'

Well, we was floatin' down the river and I started gettin' sea sick

Daddy had the cure, so he made me take my first dip

Not in the water either, son of a bitch

Wait, sorry grandma

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'

Backyards with them solo cups an'

Day drinkin' when it’s half-past noon

But there ain’t no party like my dad’s pontoon

There ain’t no party like my dad’s pontoon