Rich Friends - Mickey Avalon

It costs ten grand for my two cents

And you can have it all when you’ve got friends

I’m choppin' fat lines, girl, who’s next?

You can have it all when you’ve got rich friends

I’m the presidential man without a dental plan

Blacked out in a limo, woke up in a rape van

I got a sugar mamma and she got a wedding band

But I’m bangin' her two daughters

Sippin' White Claws in the sand

I know the owner of a Risen

And he own his own island

He got a Tesla helicopter and it don’t need a pilot

The owner of the Lakers

Live next to around ten acres

And I’m naked in the kitchen 'cause his crib is always vacant

It costs ten grand for my two cents

And you can have it all when you’ve got friends

I’m choppin' fat lines, girl, who’s next?

You can have it all when you’ve got rich friends

Up in the presidential suite

Burnin' holes in the sheets

I threw the TV out the window

While walkin' in my sleep

I never pay my mortgage

Got all my shit in storage

But I’m livin' like a princess

My rich friends could afford it

I crashed a Lamborghini

While I as in Tahiti

But when I told the owner

He just laughed and didn’t believe me

Then we went back to his mansion

He threw a temper tantrum

When he caught me smokin' crack

With his girlfriend and his grandson

It costs ten grand for my two cents

And you can have it all when you’ve got friends

I’m choppin' fat lines, girl, who’s next?

You can have it all when you’ve got rich friends

I got a presidential Rollie

And they don’t know it’s phony

Every time I try to pay

They just say, «You can owe me»

Have you ever been to Paris

And partied with some Terrorists

Super size skydive, they threw me off the terrace

I drew a mustache on Picasso

And on the twelve apostles

Painless is, but Jayzers got a fat pink taco

I’m on a permanent vacation

Wanted, cheese tasting

But the IRS still think I’m livin' in my mamma’s basement

It costs ten grand for my two cents

And you can have it all when you’ve got friends

I’m choppin' fat lines, girl, who’s next?

You can have it all when you’ve got rich friends

She’s so fine

Ain’t no tellin' where the money went

She’s all mine

There’s no other way to go

She’s so fine

Ain’t no tellin' where the money went

She’s all mine

There’s no other way to go