Funeral - Mickey Avalon

Dead man walking with a gangster lean

No dope with my pants and my drawers ain’t clean

Mama went to scream but the bitch was a no show

Taking hits make her miss her kids funeral

Papa went to preach but the prick was a no show

Playing with guns made him miss his sons funeral

Kid sis was a trip and she squealed like a pig

With tears in her eyes and piss down her leg

Tapped out keg and a bottle of bones

At the scene of the crime, suicide and a spoon

99 fish love balloons

Don’t go as high as I was that noon

Should’ve known better and I should’ve wrote a letter

But the Av never been known as a go-getter

Now don’t go crying like you give a shit

Where was your ass when I was smoking it?

Come one, come all, Avalon’s funeral

Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll

One and all, it’s the Av’s funeral

Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

Come one, come all, Avalon skewer

Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll

One and all, it’s the Av’s funeral

Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

Sixteen tons and what do you get?

A hot plate on the floor and a cold sweat

No remorse and no regrets

If I had to do it over I’d up the bet

Check your coat and your hat in the back

With the blind old man and the dumb black cat

Take a seat as the priest preach tells us

Hell is sleep on stone and concrete

On beat, off beat

Cigarettes and coffee

Found the Av deceased on Long Beach

Little boy lost in a field full of poppy

Face up with a grin on my chin

'Cause I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm again

Wipe your eyes and fix your tie

Say a prayer for the kid and tell my bitch I lie

Come one, come all, Avalon’s funeral

Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll

One and all, it’s the Av’s funeral

Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

Come one, come all, Avalon skewer

Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll

One and all, it’s the Av’s funeral

Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

The devil came knocking and we went for a spin

Black Cadillac, gold-tipped fins

I didn’t beg, I didn’t plea, I didn’t boast

He, passed the pipe and away we drove

Free bass on the PCH

No breaks in a high-speed chase

Satan wasn’t taking a chance

He was swerving through the trees and we was breaking all the branches

Dancing with wolves

Front row centre 'cause the Av got pull

Kids if you want to know 'bout me

Dip your cigarette in PCP

Best in the 'bis and the rest is his'

Mickey Avalon made it big off his dick

A life of crime got me trying to find the highway to heaven that I left behind

Come one, come all, Avalon skewer

Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll

One and all, it’s the Av’s funeral

Shiny shoes, put your best suit on

Come one, come all, Avalon skewer

Throw your skirt and your high heels on baby doll

One and all, it’s the Av’s funeral

Shiny shoes, put your best suit on