Wrestle a Live Nude Girl - Michael Franks

You got thirteen wish bones on your kitchen wall

You got your Chinese Ginseng tea

You got a blue kimona

And a D-18

You got me

You know I’d like to love you but I don’t know how

I got these wings they’re on my feet

I just keep on chewing on the sacred cow I can’t eat

That why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus

And I give my pistol a twirl

I roll up a load

I roll down the road

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

For twenty-five you get a live nude girl

She can

Wrestle so obscene

If you just got ten you wrestle

Polyethylene

You know, little Beatrice

She can break your bones she can

Shake out all your teeth

She’s a real good wrestle

If your tensions, need relief

That why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus

And I give my pistol a twirl

I roll up a load

I roll down the road

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl