SIDEWAYS - Michael Christmas

Ain’t no Link, she take the Master Sword

Swang that ass back at me, broke my shield

We the best show on Villes, had niggas stick to the hills

Sick to their guts, girl said hit the roll up

Girl, if you not my bitch, bitch, don’t say nothin'

Fat nigga can’t be hanging on strings, niggas know I can’t be no puppet

Funny ass nigga make a bitch laugh, yes

What I need I can’t crash shit, man, this life so crash

No high school, hope that don’t bite my ass

Lord, don’t take my dad, tell that nigga stop eatin' them cookies so fast

If a kid say somethin' to my little sister, I have to be the little kid ass

stretcher

Uncle Mike grab that ******, take that right to the middle of the neck

Put it to the back and control ass neck

Feel anxiety on my neck, feel that stress all in my toes, woah, wait

Life since our ways, 87 to 60 days

I can’t take it, uh, I can’t fake the funk

I won’t make it, uh, bitch, I need help

Bad carbs get dealt, turn that shit into wealth

'Cause life since our ways, 87 to 60 days

I can’t take it, uh, I can’t fake the funk

I won’t make it, uh, bitch, I need help

Bad carbs get dealt, turn that shit into wealth

'Cause life since our ways

Shells is on my back like Koopa, Hermit

Sippin' on tea like Kermit, learnin'

Niggas wanna drag you down

If you can’t swim they watch you drown, get up

You made it out of the ghetto, this rap shit cannot be that hard

I woke up thinkin' 'bout money and shame

If I didn’t, then rap wouldn’t have me a job

I’m just a weird kid, my dad in the mob

My mama a G and my aunt’s still a slob

Pargee and Marty where my niggas ball

I’m just that nigga that don’t get involved, everybody always pissing me off

Like they ain’t know that what I say is just talk

Like they ain’t know that I want it going like if stress hit me,

I’ma pick up the call

Speak, nigga, I’ve been implying on some little money all week, nigga,

shit weak, nigga!

That’s why I gotta do the Space Jam might reach, nigga

Like speech, nigga, fucked up kids hands up like preach, nigga!

Life since our ways, 87 to 60 days

I can’t take it, uh, I can’t fake the funk

I won’t make it, uh, bitch, I need help

Bad carbs get dealt, turn that shit into wealth

'Cause life since our ways, 87 to 60 days

I can’t take it, uh, I can’t fake the funk

I won’t make it, uh, bitch, I need help

Bad carbs get dealt, turn that shit into wealth

'Cause life since our ways