Revenge of the Nerds II - Mega Ran, MC Lars, MC Frontalot

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Anonymous autonomous, with documents synonymous

It’s feeling like Metropolis our futuristic monolith

Through twenty years of touring in a small rental van

Learned nerdcore fans are the best in the land!

Socially distant for decades, it’s great!

My clique’s twice as sick, COVID38

Though coronavirus canceled some shows

Here’s quarantine track with every rapper I know

We’ve been pushed down in the dirt

But now we’re chillin on sand

It’s paradise in the future

Nintendo Switch in our hands

Teased cuz we’re fat or we’re squirts

Now it’s our names on your shirts

We think it’s time that you learned

We think it’s time that you heard

We think it’s time we stood up

We think it’s time we returned

We think it’s time we were heard

This is the «Revenge of the Nerds II»

(Ran!) Fake it 'till you make it, make it till it’s greatness

Face it, we here, and you can’t escape it!

Flow remaining gorgeous, you remaining dormant

Doing it before they had a name for it!

Saw a hole in the game, so I filled it

Got bullied, it was too much to deal with

Man, he ain’t got a stomach for the realness

So I saw a mic, and a stage?

So I killed it!

It seems I fit the description of a kid who would skip his detentions

The lesson I learned is don’t ask for forgiveness

Be dope and they give you permission (okay!)

Y’all know what time it is, the goal’s always dominance

Never imagined a nerd would rise to prominence

Shy kid on the mic shining, that’s common sense

YTCrack told y’all on «Mega Nerd»

Best beats best show, most clever words

Most friendly, dope MCs, put it all together

Be the best that you ever heard

Lambdas, nice with the stanzas!

Brighter than Kansas, heighten the standards

Better remember you heard

Gritty reboot of «Revenge of the Nerds»!

I think I’d better put it simply

Back in elementary I’d be dead meat

Since then been swinging hard like I’m Gimli

But found a new horizon, turned a new leaf

But I worry bout the future of this nerdcore

Some of them don’t really know what they was in for

Hoping that I am still worthy like I’m fat Thor

I said I like a lot of nerds so I made more

Now my babies running first place

Posing by the bookcase, anticipate their mixtapes

Pretend im not amazed just to save face

Hooked em on a tabletop phase after one taste

Imagine thinking im a phoney

Never played Zelda or like a little pony

While im playing on your station like im Sony

Holla at those people throwing hate, they don’t know me

I’m here to cheer you on for the long run

Eliminating all the fear till it’s all fun

When i come in all sincere they don’t want none

Like the twenty sided die said they get stunned

We got picked on and it sucked

Collectively had enough

So if you’re down on your luck

Know we don’t care bout that stuff

Before I put pedals to floor mats, when my fans were a handful of dorm rats

I saw what I want like a Rorschach, I was too morally poor to afford that

So I slipped into purple and wore black, and I rode in like Death upon horseback

With a lore that first formed back, in the nineties with rhymes I recorded on a

4-track

I made some friends, and we toured and made memories

Building our skills and a legacy

I made some mistakes, but like, them’s are the breaks

And so bridges were burned and earned enemies

I found my calling, and I got a following

Bottles of bitter pills, swallowed 'em

Now I make a living, I take what I’m given

While armies of misfits are hollering

We’ve been pushed down in the dirt

But now we’re chillin on sand

It’s paradise in the future

Nintendo Switch in our hands

Teased cuz we’re fat or we’re squirts

Now it’s our names on your shirts

We think it’s time that you learned

We think it’s time that you heard

We think it’s time we stood up

We think it’s time we returned

We think it’s time we were heard

This is the «Revenge of the Nerds II»

See my story is a tad off beat

From the streets to foster homes found a retreat

In the games I compete in, I didn’t wan to keep beefing

On weekends, mind off the deep end dreaming

I was in a cartoon universe

Where they don’t die over colors combining diverse souls into one space

Running home like I crossed over 3rd base

So I can watch Toonami, later on Tommy and Chucky

With cereal tricks, PS1 if I’m lucky, trust me

Dreams, video games, life, love anime

Cartoons and a ink pen — Were my keys through the locked doors

Then I plugged in to the music like an aux cord

Oh lord!

Doubled up with the greats

Super Mario with fly suit and cape

Frontalot been up in this business for a minute now

Roll the windows down I’m leaning out

Act as if you don’t see me now, I don’t mind!

Put the record on and be like who’s that guy?

hm

I don’t sigh, express myself only verbally, thick with hyperbole

Pledge devotion to the nerd you get a fleur-de-lys.

ah!

Certainly I took it down deep internally

Made me chafe at every graceless nerdcore absurdity!

Revenge is a dish

Served at temperature colder than this

In the world of the switch

Blow you a kiss blow up a cap

Save me a spot on the beat for a rap

Used to ignore me now put a fist in the face of the normies

Flexing my army make origami

The papers encased by the waist near my johnny

Illuminerdy the journey subverting the flurry of versions

Occurring through agile endurance

The crypto insurance

I carry to bury the state if they testing

My weapon expression

Born in america born to inherit a throne in my era

To swear to the Spam born with a mic in my hand tell my fam

Go and hustle that work on demand

I used to be a bully then they bullied me back

But they left my self-determination fully intact

I took a look in my past, to see that I was the problem

Now that I have come to solve em nothing’s holding me back

I got a mind full of messages, a pen full of pages

Shot up half a dozen levels like I’m crushing my stages

I want the gatekeepers raging when my name makes papers

That a crazy weird Asian could waste the tastemakers

When you write off the work cause you hate on the label

You’re taking diversity off of the table

If bias is something you’re in opposition to

Know I’m a way better Alex to listen to

If you don’t dig it, well you’re missing a lot

You can call us nonconformist when we’re calling the shots

And not a virus could stop us, we got the power of thought

We’ll chase a white hot destiny with all that we’ve got

It’s like that

We’ve been pushed down in the dirt

But now we’re chillin on sand

It’s paradise in the future

Nintendo Switch in our hands

Teased cuz we’re fat or we’re squirts

Now it’s our names on your shirts

We think it’s time that you learned

We think it’s time that you heard

We think it’s time we stood up

We think it’s time we returned

We think it’s time we were heard

This is the «Revenge of the Nerds II»

Do I even want my nerd pin?

Honorary member of a Star Wars garrison

But when i make a zoom call, 'cause I’m a covid shut in

Can I be sure that some g men

Or maybe China can, listen in

Can I trust literally anything

With wifi connection?

Or social media messagin

Used to sway an election

And all our heroes

With the ones and the zeros

Marc Zuckerberg and Sergey Brin

First gen alpha nerds went

Full libertarian

Authoritarian, it’s scary man

Talking bout the igeneration

But maybe the next iteration

Nerd 2.0 will bring a flow

To the internet nation

And we’ll all go

White hat, black hat nah

Let’s call em rainbow hats

Bringing private data back

With no data caps

Gen Z nerdlings

Need to bring the tri lambs back

I’m concerned my gen’s nerds turned

Into alpha beta jerks

So let’s get revenge again shoutin these words:

This is the revenge of the nerds 2