Whale Sound for Peaceful Dreams - Meditation Music

What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

What do whales like to chew?

Blubber gum!

Where are whales weighed?

At a whale weigh station

Did you hear about the flying whale?

Actually its a whale of a story.

What did the shark say to the whale?

What are you blubbering about?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?

Sha-Moo.

What is an investment bankers favorite fish?

White Whales.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

How do you make a fish laugh?

Tell a whale of a tale.

Whats the difference between your mom and a blue whale?

Ten pounds.