Navy Seals vs Army Rangers Epic Rap Battle - MBest11x

Sick with the rap when I bring my flow

I’m spittin' faster than your girl gettin' off with my photo

And every girl dyin' just to give me hugs

Soon as I step out of my motherfuckin' class, BUDS

Top Secret missions you know we never stoppin'

Walk in the bar yellin' «Bro I just killed Bin Laden!»

Published my book and I got movies made

Next step is rappin' and I’m here to stay

So lets start, and this might be mean

But you can’t act (Of valor)

Not even better than Charlie Sheen

I see you on Fox News talkin' about danger

What happened to quiet professional?

Oh, that’s a Ranger

RASP and Ranger School, stayed up for days and nights

Just to get to regiment to slaughter you on this mic

You belong in a boat, get your ass back in the bay

I know you need a hero so Rangers Lead The Way

I’m a predator, a warrior, and a night stalker

You better EXFIL now like «Get to the choppa!»

Get all your boys together and I’ll call you semen

See that’s the same thing that your chick is fiendin'

Sea, air, and land, I’ve got years of trainin'

I ball so hard they call me Peyton Manning

I got my perfect push-up and my TRX Band

Drinkin' Frog Fuel, «Why?»

Because I’m the motherfuckin' man

Operator as fuck, hashtag my nation

Dick so big it needs its own station

You think you’re operators but half of you can’t even grow beards

Climb down your ladder bitch, bottom tier

I got my SWCC, drivin' my whip

Doin' donuts while I’m fightin' Rangerettes off my dick (Hey)

Come to BUDS and we’ll make you a believer

But for now quit rap and stick to airfield seizures

You think you’re pretty cool with your static line?

How many slots you get to HALO?

That’s right, get in line

Department of the Navy bitch, you know who

I get more fundin' than your regiment, NSW

Your tier line, it doesn’t even work, so let me explain to you

You play with a surfboard, you’re not in DEVGRU

Call me Chuck Norris 'cause I’ll kill you with my stare

Your pre-mission checks are hands eyes ears (Hair)

We were smokin' dudes before you ever came around

You think makin' movies is original bitch?

Black Hawk Down

Your ego is so big I can see it from space

I bet the only picture you masturbate to is to your own face

You joined the Navy, your life is filled with remorse

Just like your girlfriend, after she slept with all of Task Force

You think you spittin' so fast?

It’s like the second I rap you come in last

Initiate a blast, screw a failure drill

I’m fuckin' decapitatin' your ass

Because I got it and I’m never gonna stop it

I rip it, kill it, conceal it, steal it, reveal it

Boom to your chest, you know I know you feel it

And after this rap I’m goin' to out shoot you at the range

And give Ranger Panties to your team buddy who just had a sex change