Killer Queen - Matthew Sweet, Susanna Hoffs

She keeps Moet et Chandon

In her pretty cabinet

'Let them eat cake,' she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy

For Kruschev and Kennedy

At anytime an invitation

You can’t decline

Caviar and cigarettes

Well versed in etiquette

Extraordinarily nice

She’s a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatine

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

To avoid complications

She never kept the same address

In conversation

She spoke just like a baroness

Met a man from China

Went down to Geisha Minah

Then again incidentally

If you’re that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris

For cars she couldn’t care less

Fastidious and precise

She’s a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatine

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Drop of a hat she’s as willing as

Playful as a pus*y cat

Then momentarily out of action

Temporarily out of gas

To absolutely drive you wild, wild.

She’s all out to get you

She’s a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatine

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

You wanna try…