One Leg at a Time - Malcolm Holcombe

I put on my britches one leg at a time

I put on my ol britches just one leg at a time

I get up in the mornin' try to help that ol sunrise

I put on my britches one leg at a time

When ya fall down on the ground ya get dirty sometime

When ya fall down ya gonna get dirty some o' the time

Mister money machine gets meaner when ya hang arond the high dry cleaners

Ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time

One leg at a time

One foot in front o' the other with a smile

Put on yo britches one leg at a time

Goin down the country road with a smile

Ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time

I had a sharp pocket knife and some ol' scrap iron

A big sharp pocket knife and a lil' scrap iron

Jack o' spades black or blue ya gotta play them cards what give to you

An' put on yo britches one leg at a time

Them high-heel cuties make a fool outta you

Them high- heel cuties can make a fool outta you

When they follow you around they make yo socks roll up and down

Ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time

Vamp

Put on them britches.

Just one leg at a time