Sideshow - Major Harris

Step right up, hurry hurry, before the show begins, my friend

Stand in line, get your tickets, I hope you will attend

It’ll only cost you fifty cents to see

What life has done to those like you and me

See the man, with a broken heart you’ll see that he is sad

He hurts so bad

See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had

There’s got to be no sadder show to see

No doubt about it satisfactions guaranteed

So let the side show begin hurry hurry, step right on in

Can’t afford to pass it by, guaranteed to make you cry

Side show begin (hurry hurry) step right on in

Can’t afford to pass it by, guaranteed to make you cry

See the man, who’s been crying, for a million years

So many tears

See the girl, who’s collecting broken hearts for souvenirs

It’s more exciting than a one man band

The saddest little show in all the land