Perks - Mag.Lo

Woke up like a rhombus

Travel from the dream realm

Carrier falcon sunk his damn talons in my armpits

It’s a strange feeling, changing cubicle positions

Then when I’m home, shifting into alternate planes of existence

Either way, it’s movie day, after nine to five

I’ll take the energy boost in hopes it makes me feel alive

Become an advent for this questionable business practice

Bi-quarterly dollar raise my left-brain, novocain

On the phones

As I ascend the corporate ladder

Helping cats off tree branches

Keeping callers flattered

Screens got me seeing spots

Props to medical benefits

At least I get a free lens a year

I’m in heaven, bitch (Wow!)

I get perks, perks, perks

When I work, work, work

I get perks, perks, perks

When I work, work, work

I get perks, perks, perks

When I work, work, work

Watch me ride around town in my company shirt

I should snap on a motherfucker so they fire me (Don't do that!)

However, if the raps backfire, they won’t hire me

Working in a center makes me wish I was a tire swing

Money let’s me help my momma relish in the finer things

And I must say, I love my momma

Momma wants a Vitamix

Spend my time thinking that maybe I could write a lick if I could get the early

shift

Maybe I should find a lady

Settle, build a family

Use two weeks of PTO to break for my sanity

Yeah, I mean, maybe I’ll just do that, I mean…

I- Arts and crafts was a good was a good run, I-

Yeah, but

Mag.Lo, I ain’t seen you in a little bit

What happened to Dalliance?

Why you ain’t releasin' shit?

Need some help with PR, bro?

Your page is lookin negligent

Yeah, but I got health insurance now

So I’m in heaven, bitch

Health insurance is actually a good thing

Don’t listen to me, I’m just bitter

I get them perks, perks, perks

When I work, work, work

I get perks, perks, perks

When I work, work, work

I get perks, perks, perks (Get, get)

When I work, work, work (Get 'em, get 'em)

Watch me ride around town in my company shirt

(Vocalizing)

(Outro)

Ring, ring, ring

Thanks for calling in (Hoo-hoo-hoo)

You have reached the real life (Yeah!) representative (Representative)

Call me if you need someone to listen to you whine (To listen to you whine)

My manager’s (Woo!) unable to (Yeah!) assist you at this time, oh ooh

Sorry, baby

(Snickering)