Please No Squeeza Da Banana - Louis Prima, Sam Butera, The Witnesses

Riley the cop would always stop\nOn the corner at Tony’s stand\nHe’d help himself to anything\nOn which he could lay his hand\nRiley did this quite often\nPlenty of fruit he would soften\n'Til Tony got sore\nAnd inwardly swore\nThen he began to shout:\nHey! Please no squeeza da banana!\nBecause when-a you do dat\nDen-a you make her flat\nHey! Please no squeeza da banana\n'Cause!\nWhen you squeeza da plum\nYou put-a him on the bum\nYou touch-a dis, you touch-a dat\nYou touch-a everyt’ing\nYou push-a dis, you push-a dat\nYou never buy notting!\nSo please no squeeza da banana!\nIf you squeeza, Officer, please\nSqueeza da coconut!\nHey, please no squeeza da banana\n'Cause!\nWhen you squeeza da grape\nYou put-a him outta shape!\nYou squeeza dis, you squeeza dat\nWhy don’t you squeeza citroul?\nOh, please no squeeza da banana!\nIf you squeeza, Officer, please\nSqueeza da coconut!\nHey, please no squeeza da banana\n'Cause!\nWhen-a you make-a da reach\nYou break him uppa da peach!\nYou push-a dis, you push-a dat\nYou muss 'em uppa da stand\nYou take-a dis, you take-a dat\nSomeday I break-a you hand!\nSo please no squeeza da banana\nIf you squeeza, Officer, please\nSqueeza da coconut!\nHey, please no squeeza da banana\n'Cause!\nWhen you squeeza da pear\nYou act-a like a square\nYou touch-a dis, you touch-a dat\nYou flatten out-a da fig\nYou squeeza dis, you eat-a dat\nYou act-a like a pig!\nSo please no squeeza da banana!\nIf you squeeza, Officer, please\nSqueeza da coconut!\nHey! Squeeza da watermelon, hey\nBut please no squeeza da banana!