Felicia No Capicia - Louis Prima, Sam Butera, The Witnesses

I took Felicia to Las Vegas, here’s my story,\nshe spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore,\nbut when I said «I'd like to kiss ya»…\nFelicia… «no capisce»…\nThe way she gambled at the tables wasn’t funny,\nyou should have seen the way she found to lose my money,\nbut when I said «I'd like to kiss ya»…\nFelicia… «no capisce»…\nShe understood (she understood),\nshe heard me good (she heard me good),\nwhen I said «Have some real imported cheese».\nBut when I said (but when I said),\n«Give me a squeeze» («Give me a squeeze»),\nyou’d think that i was talking Japanese…\nShe never heard about the birds and bees…\nWhile she was half abruzzese, half calabrese…\nYou gotta see the things I bought her,\ni took her out and spent my money just like water,\nbut when I said «I'd like to kiss ya»…\nFelicia… «no capisce"(no she didn’t understand no she didn’t understand)\nShe heard me fine (she heard me fine),\nwhen i said «Dine"(when i said «Dine»),\nthen she drank half a case of wine\nbut when I said (but when I said)\n«Come on let’s spoon» («Come on let’s spoon»)\nyou’d think that i was asking for the moon…\nThat chick was really as crazy as a loon…\nShe was half siciliana and what a baboon…\nI tried to make her feel relaxed,\nit costed me 97 dollars for the taxi,\nbut when I said «I'd like to kiss ya»…\nFelicia… «no capisce».\nShe said «Luigi… Let’s get married»\nand Luigi… «no capisce…»