The Bigger the Figure - Louis Prima, Keely Smith

I’ve got a woman as big as a house yes sir

She’s as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence

You won’t believe what you see when you look at her

She’s enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense

Why try to deny it She’s just what I like

If she goes on a diet

I’ll go on strike

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

She’s exactly like a watermellon

big and round and sweet

In a party dress

She may be quite a mess

But I love her a lot

So what if she’s not so neat

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

If she ever eats me out of money

and we need the rent

That’ll be a cinch

Cuz when we’re in a pinch

I can put her to work under a circus tent

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

She’s exactly like a watermellon

big and round and sweet

In a party dress

She may be quite a mess

But I love her a lot

So what if she’s not so neat

The bigger the figure

The better I like her

The better I like her

The better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love