You Rascal You (I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) - Loudon Wainwright III, Vince Giordano, The Nighthawks

I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you

I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you

When you dead in your grave

No more women will you crave

I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you

I trust you in my home, you rascal, you

I trust you in my home, you dirty dog

Whoa, I trust you in my home

You wouldn’t leave my wife alone

I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you

You asked my wife to wash your clothes, you rascal, you

You asked my wife to wash your damn dirty clothes, you rascal, you

Oh, you asked my wife to wash your clothes

And something else, I suppose

Oh, I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you

Yeah, you asked my wife for a meal, you rascal, you

I invite you to my house for a meal, you dirty dog

Oh, you ask my wife for a meal

And something else you tried to steal

I’ll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you

And it ain’t no use to run, you rascal, you

No, it ain’t no use to run, you rascal, you

Oh, it ain’t no use to run, I done bought me a gatlin gun

And you think you’re gonna be havin' some fun

I don’t think so baby, you rascal you

I’ll be so glad when you dead, you rascal, you