I Know It's Today - Leah Greenhaus, Marissa O'Donnell, Sutton Foster

There’s a princess

In a tower

Oh my gosh, that’s just like me!

Poor Rapunzel

Needs a haircut

But the witch won’t set her free

She passes time by singing

Like someone else I know

As years go by she sits and waits

As years go by?

Uh oh

A torturous existence

I don’t remember this part!

She wishes she were dead?

Skip ahead!

Skip ahead!

But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire

The prince is good at climbing

And braiding golden hair!

So I know, he’ll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won’t be long now, I guarantee!

Day number… Twenty three

I know it’s today

I know it’s today!

Oh here’s a good one!

It’s a classic!

There’s a princess

In a coma

Glad it’s her instead of me

Pretty maiden

In a glass box

How I wonder does she pee?

Blah blah blah, poison apple

Boring boring, evil queen

Filler filler, been there, read that!

Seven shorties on the scene

Skip ahead, skip ahead!

But in the end the princess wakes up with a start

The prince is good at kissing

And melting Snow White’s heart!

So I know, he’ll appear

And his armor will be blinding!

As shining as his perfect teeth

And manly hose

He’ll propose

On one knee

And our pre-nup will be binding!

About time we set the wedding date!

Day number nine hundred and fifty eight

I know it’s today

He’ll show up today!

There’s a princess!

Any princess!

Take your pick, they’re all like me!

Not exactly, I’m still waiting!

They’re out living happily

Ever after better get here

I want love in seconds flat!

No one needs these middle bits

Oops, did I do that?

Cut the villains, cut the vamping

Cut this fairy tale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls

Cut the puppet and the whale!

Cut the monsters!

Cut the curses!

Keep the intro!

Cut the verses!

And the waiting!

The waiting!

The waiting!

The waiting!

The waiting!

But I know, he’ll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar…

And I’m a vandal now as well, hope he won’t mind

I’m a find, I’m a catch

And a very gifted bowler!

It won’t be long now, I guarantee!

Day number…

Are you there god?

It’s me Fiona

It’s me Fiona!

Now I know, he’ll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, my knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won’t be long now, I guarantee!

Day number twenty three

Day number nine fifty-eight

Day number eight thousand, four hundred and… Twenty three

I know it’s today, oooo!

I know it’s today, oooo!

I know it’s today, oooo!

I know it’s today, oooo!

I know it’s today, oooo!

I know it’s today

I know it’s today!