If Neil Tennant Was My Lover - Le sport

If Neil Tennant was my lover

Would he meet my friends?

Would he call my name when

We’re out on the dancefloors

Or would he just dance?

If Neil Tennant was my lover

Would he copy his keys?

Would he stand on his knees or

Would he just tilt his head back

and leave me to please?

If Neil Tennant was my lover

Would he do me no harm?

Would he put on his charm or

would he just tears my eyes out

and call me one of his puppets?

If Neil Tennant was my lover

would he?

No, I don’t think he would do that to me

Would he sing like he sang to me?

When he sang that song, Rent

And all the other songs he sings for me

and they’re just for me

and they’re just for me

and you know it

Would he be my man and

stand up and fight for me?

Would he be my man and

stand up and fight for me?