Own It - Kristen Bell, Tituss Burgess, Kathryn Hahn

Folks today don’t see my way

Though the flora is sure to be a nice array

And my children tell me no

They got their people to see

They got a place to go

Does it make me sad?

Does it hurt old dad?

Or should I go with the flow?

Flowerbeds with turtleheads got me

Spinnin' and a grinnin' when the bloomin' spreads

Hey, another turtle-geek

No wait, that’s just a fella' tryna take a leak

Guess it’s only me

That’s a devotee

But am I enough?

What if I own it?

Wanna be like

Wanna be like someone who can own it

Wanna get to

Wanna get to a point where I can

Dance like a dad with my shirt tucked in

Like it doesn’t look bad when the cramps set in

I’m gonna own it

And my name is

Yeah, my name is Owen and I own it

And I like my

And I like my flowers when they bloom

In the moon like the fruit of the loom

You can say I’m a loon but I’ll celebrate my turtleheads and own it

Guess my boss assumes I’m soft

So I’ll go to this and show him I can write my ass off

If only he’d assign real news

Instead of fluffy-fluff and beauty stuff and style reviews

That’s a minor glitch

'Cause I’ve got the itch

And a lot to prove

I’m gonna own it

Gonna kick in

Gonna kick the door in like I own it

Gonna bust in

Gonna bust in headfirst like a badass boss lady mom of two

Like a one chick Bernstein and woodward too

I’m gonna own it

Gonna get in

Gonna get in hone it and then own it

Gonna put my

Gonna put my foot down like my pits and my bits aren’t shvitzin' now

And a holy cow 'cause I’m fin’ly gonna show 'em how I own it

«I'm offering a reward of 50, 000 dollars to whomever finds Shampagne»

«In fact, you know what?

Make it 60, 000»

«Wait no 55, 55, 000»

«Print that!

Your news monkeys, or post it or like it or whatever»

«The dog was last seen in Central Park»

«Oh, let me out here!»

Is it weird to hide in the shadows?

Is it weird to follow so close?

Is it so weird I know where he goes?

Ohh

Is it bad I have this affection?

Is it bad I can’t look away?

If I don’t tell would that be okay?

(Hey, hey)

C’mon be boldfaced

Be daring or never own it at all

Never own it at all

«Helen, hold this»

I’m gonna own this

'Cause whenever

Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies I’ll own this

I don’t miss you

Little shih tzu

Now that you are gone

I’ll be next in the heirloom line

And all the furniture you see here is mine, mine, mine

I’m gonna own it

And I’m gonna

Yeah I’m gonna be the one to own it

Gonna bathe in

Gonna bathe in hundred dollar bills

With a man who looks like Magic Mike

While I nibble on the kibble that I know you like

I can also sing!

A new best friend for Cole

Be boldfaced and daring

I will be the one in control

So my dreams come true

So I get what I want

And my little dog, too

I’m still here

Raise awareness for turtleheads

I’ll be free to openly stare

Be a billionaire

It’s totally healthy how much I care

Now I gotta

Now I gotta own it!