Equivalencies - King Missile

Faceboy=pleeny

Christ=shovel

Sex=Hiroshima

Antelope=love

Condom=expressway

Grapefruit=Satan

Penis=pliars

Fish=tornado

Sanitary napkin=monkey wrench

Umbrella=doorknob

Surgeon=moonpie

Scissors=sausage

Vagina=Australia

Secret sauce=apocalypse

Glove=cantelope

Flower=guitar

Jesus=porkpie hat

Peace=used car

Shit=farm

Abstract expressionism=Boston cream filled doughnut

Mysticism=dot matrix

Dog=flute

Yellow=war