Sixteen Women - Kevin Coyne

Oh yeah, oh, alright

Well, sixteen women live in my home town

You know that sixteen women live in my home town

Fifteen love me, the other tries to put me down

My mother hates me, she don’t call my name

My mother hates me, she don’t call my name

Everything that happens, she says I’m to blame

When I go home, I take my bag and I rest

Yes, when I go home, I take my bag and I rest

Well, I talk to my sister and get things off my chest

Yeah, yeah, oh Well, yeah, boy you’re good

Well, Mabel loves me, Lucille hates my name

You know Mabel loves me and Lucille hates my name

My father’s crazy, he’s about half insane

Sixteen women live in my home town

Sixteen women live in my home town, well yeah

Fifteen love me, the other tries to put me down, down, down

Boy that’s good, oh yeah

Sixteen women live in my home town, yeah

Oh, sixteen women live in my home town, yeah

Fifteen love me, the other tries to put me down

Down, down, down, yeah

Others try to put me down