Mediocre Man - Kellermensch

They call me the mediocre man

I come from Mediocre Land

I do the very best I can

To be your mediocre man

'Cause girl you know the devil’s hand

It never shook no mediocre man

I love you like the fish they love the sea

I love you more than ever now that you’re leaving me

But poetry ain’t never been my cup of tea

I want you to remember how much you mean to me

After everything that we’ve been through all these years

You’re leaving me for somebody with a better career

I threw out all the pictures of you and me

I threw out all the letters that you sent to me

I threw out everything that could remind me of you

'Cause baby there ain’t nothing left for me to do

A man can never choose his own destiny or his fate

So never add nothing you can’t eat unto your plate

They call me the mediocre man

I come from Mediocre Land

I do the very best I can

To be your mediocre man

'Cause girl you know the devil’s hand

It never shook no mediocre man

For want of a nail the kingdom was lost

But baby all the best things they don’t cost

I know that you’ve grown tired of living hand to mouth

And I know I’ve been a fool to let you live without

But a man can never choose his own destiny or his fate

I never add nothing I can’t eat unto my plate

They call me the mediocre man

I come from Mediocre Land

I do the very best I can

To be your mediocre man

'Cause girl you know the devil’s hand

It never shook no mediocre man

Baby come home (x2)

You’ve got to come home

Baby come home

'Cause girl you know the devil’s hand

It never shook no mediocre man

I’m a mediocre man

Girl why don’t you understand?

I do the very best I can

I only need a second chance

I’m a mediocre man

Girl why don’t you understand?

I do the very best I can

I only need a second chance

I only need a second chance

Third chance

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Nineteenth chance

Baby if you don’t start figuring out…

I’m a mediocre man

I do the very best I can

I’m a mediocre man

I do the very best I can