Oh My God - Katzenjammer

Oh my God

I see a policeman is coming after me

‘Cause he knows I’m breaking bad

I can’t hide away my push pen anxiety

And the sirens makes me mad

Everybody in my head knows that I’m crazy

I push the envelope, I’m a rad

And all the people in my head thinks I’m racy

Going, «Oh my God»

Oh my God

I can’t see why he’s always on my derriere

It must be super trooper hot

But when I look behind myself in the mirror

I kinda know that it is not

He’s acting just like a Snuffleupagus

That makes my people uneasy

He’s gonna win this chase again, win over us

In emo prison I’ll be

‘Cause you’re an Alpha Dog

I’m just a Beta Baby

You know my heart is flogged

You bite till I get rabies

Oh my God

Somebody hand out Hello Kitty first aid kit

‘Cause my sweet bleedin' won’t stop

I think this time we got us seriously bit

And my blood’s already slopped

I’ll be a brat, and you’re a condescending brit

But she will share it with her crowd

You’re a rabiafaw, and you know I love it

But I also know how

Now I’m the Alpha Dog

And you’re the Beta Baby

You know my heart is flogged

And now my heart got rabies

‘Cause I’m an Alpha Dog

And you can be the Beta, baby

And I’m about to slog

An underdog with rabies

‘Cause I’m the Alpha Dog

And you can be the Beta, baby

You know my heart is flogged

And now my heart got rabies

‘Cause I’m the Alpha Dog

And you can be the Beta, baby

And I’m about to slog

An underdog with rabies